function getBouquet(num) { synd = ''; synd += 'Work.'; synd += 'Bought the most ridiculous shoes.'; synd += 'I may write a blog for frog. Neat.'; synd += 'Work.'; synd += 'Freelance. Lots of fun.'; synd += 'Work.'; synd += 'Freelancing up a storm.'; synd += 'Bought fancy designer jeans second hand.'; synd += 'Sticky note attack.'; synd += 'Work.'; synd += 'Freelance.'; synd += 'Playing in the yard with the kid.'; synd += 'I said I was done with freelance. I lied, as long as this bid is accepted.'; synd += 'GTD\'d the crap out of my life.'; synd += 'Wonderful morning plus dog park.'; synd += 'Had so much fun playing Puzzle Fighter with Chris I just about died. This is why I got my PS3 back.'; synd += 'Good friends, despite overzealous fist bumps geez.'; synd += 'Reading up on improving my attire.'; synd += 'The sweet spot of everything.'; synd += 'Hitting the ground running.'; synd += 'Sick.'; synd += 'Team tells me to upgrade my attire.'; synd += 'A very good work related thing happened.'; synd += 'Better day, health-wise.'; synd += 'Trip back with the sick.'; synd += 'Sick.'; synd += 'Fruitful second half of meeting after I staggered over after my food poisoning.'; synd += 'Food poisoning attack.'; synd += 'Late night practicing presentation with team.'; synd += 'Hey everyone, let\'s go to Chicago.'; synd += 'Sticky note comics.'; synd += 'Lots of good yardwork.'; synd += 'Lots of good cleaning.'; synd += 'Late night work visit to get some last things before my trip.'; synd += 'Breakfast with E\'s grandparents!'; synd += 'Sticky note comics.'; synd += 'Aquarium with E\'s grandparents!'; synd += 'Sticky note comics.'; synd += 'The presentation is looking tight.'; synd += 'Executive review. Went well. Onward.'; synd += 'Went to bed feeling grateful.'; synd += 'Alibi Room.'; synd += 'Work.'; synd += 'Work.'; synd += 'Work.'; synd += 'Most of the world was at the aquarium, including some friends.'; synd += 'Ahead of schedule, yes.'; synd += 'Comic about social failure.'; synd += 'Karen!'; synd += 'ePub/Indesign idea via Dawn.'; synd += 'Sticky note book idea with Dawn.'; synd += 'Drift Deck wireframes.'; synd += 'Socializing failure.'; synd += 'Red Mars.'; synd += 'Kickin\' butt.'; synd += 'Back to wanting a PS3.'; synd += 'Red Mars.'; synd += 'Back to work roar.'; synd += 'Red Mars.'; synd += 'Great superbowl.'; synd += 'Red Mars.'; synd += 'Red Mars.'; synd += 'All day with the kid.'; synd += 'Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium. Lots of fun.'; synd += 'Mamaswap work.'; synd += 'Lots of comic sketches.'; synd += 'Shawn and Kristen dinner.'; synd += 'Red Mars.'; synd += 'Back to work work work work. PM asking me not to burn out but I haven\'t even started working hard yet.'; synd += 'Red Mars.'; synd += 'Day off from work to spend time with family.'; synd += 'Red Mars.'; synd += 'Cheers in Boston.'; synd += 'Persian food in Boston.'; synd += 'Contextual inquiry.'; synd += 'Return from Boston a little early.'; synd += 'Red Mars.'; synd += 'Contextual inquiry.'; synd += 'Red Mars.'; synd += 'Asleep in hotel to get on Boston time.'; synd += 'Concord.'; synd += 'Red eye to Boston. Got my own row and a tv.'; synd += 'Aquarium with the kid.'; synd += 'Out with the family before business trip. This is turning into a tradition.'; synd += 'Family Fun Center'; synd += 'The Triumphant Return of Pixel Perfect'; synd += 'Work work work.'; synd += 'Actual Kansas, not just Kansas City.'; synd += 'Worked moderately hard: 7am to 3pm before day long travel back home.'; synd += 'Back in Seattle after dodging a bullet.'; synd += 'Worked so hard: 7am to 11pm.'; synd += 'Worked so hard: 7am to 11pm.'; synd += 'Hi Kansas City.'; synd += 'Flight to Kansas City, MO for work.'; synd += 'Family time before trip.'; synd += 'Dragon Age'; synd += 'Dog park with kid.'; synd += 'Family date night.'; synd += 'Work work work, then don\'t bring laptop home.'; synd += 'Dragon Age'; document.getElementById('bouquet').innerHTML = synd; }